Woh, look at me. I am soo sleepee. Mommee tuk thes peechtur after thes peeple-dog cam to my haus. They colled it a baybee. Wot is this? I thot. It loked like a leetle peeple but crowled on the flor and stol my toys lik a dog. And it beet Mommees fingur with its shorp teth. Wot was this theng theenking? Onlee I can do thees to Mommee!
The other peeple care-eed peeple-dog into the rom and held her in theyr orms. They fed her fud from a smol powch. They kised her fase and let her bite them. Thes got me theenking. Whye dont Mommee and Daddee caree me like that? Whye dont I get to eet fud from a powch? Whye dont I get to sit on sumunes lap at the tabl when there is fud? Eet makes no sens.
Peeple-dog tuched me with its tinee peeple hand. I jomped on it to say helo frendly-like, bot Mommee puled me oway. But when she wasnt luking I chasd peeple-dog and tryed to ask it how. And whye. And then I got veree tired. I ned to tawlk to it to fynd out how it got everyun to do wotever it wonts.
If you reed thees, peeple-dog, cawl me.
Mabel is on to something heer......
ReplyDeleteThis is so funny.
Hahaha! This brightened up a gloomy work afternoon :)
ReplyDeleteLove it! My dog Biscuit also does not understand small children. Except for she tries to assert her dominance in a most unattractive and embarrassing fashion which I will not detail.
ReplyDeleteI had a sneaking suspicion Mabel's been taking calls when we're not around.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Mabel, I don't know what to make of those tiny peeple-dogs either. So confusing.
ReplyDeleteLulu: So glad you found this amusing! :)
ReplyDeleteHi Mabel. Uncle Buster here. I never met a peeple-dog. Maybe one day your Momee and Dadee will bring one to my house!
ReplyDeleteSorry about Buster. He can be very pushy sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYes, very subtle, Buster.
ReplyDeleteI am so glad you have a little dog (a fur kid) to keep you amused. I wish ours could speak - sometimes. Our youngest dog likes to curl up with his 'baby' just like Mabel in this picture.
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